July 28th, 2008 ·

A usually reliable source reports that a TDT member has lost his wallet with his credit card and all his cash at a petrol station in Tabriz. While the errant team members name is being withheld in the sake of team harmony, the incident apparently occured while the unnamed individual was outside the car switching seats. However, it’s also been learned that the shortfall will soon end with the arrival of a USAID package, handcarried by the spiritual leader. God Bless those Yanks.

The team is recovering  with a trip, 400 km south of Teheran, to Isfahan, a UN World Heritage Site, twice the capital of Persia, known for outstanding architecture and pale blue tiles.